Bumper Stickers

Surrounded by blue butterflies, this 11 1/2" by 3" bumper sticker is printed with blue lettering upon a white background that reads "I Brake for Butterflies!"

I Do Whatever My Rice Crispies Tell Me To

I Found Jesus, He was Behind the Sofa the Whole Time

I Love My Country But Fear My Government

I May Not Be a Perfect 10, But At Least I Won't Break During Sex!

I Think Aliens Are Abducting My Mail

I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

I Was Weird Before Weird Was Cool bumper sticker - 11" by 3"

I'd Rather be Gardening - Measures 11 1/2" x 3"

I'm for Separation of Church and Hate (with steeple)

I've Run Out Of Sick Days, So I'm Calling in Dead

Printed in white and gold lettering that adds weight to the poetic words, this bumper sticker says simply: "If what you seek you find not within, you will never find it without."

If You Don't Vote Don't Whine

This bumper sticker reads: "In Just Two Days, Tomorrow Will Be Yesterday."

It Takes a Viking to Raze a Village