Levitation and Invisibility

Out of all the magical secrets that mankind has sought over the ages; probably the two most universal desires would be the ability to become invisible and to fly, or levitate at will. Countless spells, incantations, potions and talismans have been created, all with the purpose to achieve the goals of invisibility and unaided flight. Now thanks to Tim R. Swartz and retired military intelligence operative Commander X, working in tandem with various sages, shamans and adapts, we are happily prepared to proclaim the secrets to fulfilling these mystical "dreams" are at hand. This mind blowing